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By Thomas Glavinic

“If you’re feeling chuffed, simply wait. There’s guaranteed to be a downside.”

These are only a number of the phrases Charlie Colostrum lives through, and he’s noticeable adequate downsides to grasp what he’s conversing approximately (losing his virginity an identical day because the Challenger catastrophe fairly units the tone).

A fats slacker with undesirable dermis, Charlie conscientiously crafts his photo, occasionally draping a black cloak over his shoulders and wearing a black hat (though he understands smoking a pipe will be overdoing it). He nonchalantly leaves a number of books by way of Nietzsche at the desk while buddies drop by way of (though he prefers to learn self-help manuals). The jobless, self-proclaimed wimp lives off the kindness—and monetary contributions —of his kinfolk and spends his time compiling lists of private ideas, having a pipe dream approximately turning into a rock megastar, and scheming his method into mattress with as many girls as attainable (though he’s not able to emotionally connect to anyone).

This satire from considered one of Austria’s so much celebrated modern novelists exhibits that lifestyles will not be precisely what you dreamed, yet you’ve simply bought to maintain on stumbling.

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