By Scott Clevenger
Now we have all heard that, "you study extra from failure than you do from success." this means that all these hours spent staring at crappy videos wasn't a waste of your valuable and ever-dwindling existence span; it was once an schooling! and higher residing via undesirable videos can assist you extract the profound, life-affirming classes from motion pictures like Battlefield Earth, Coyote gruesome, and Indecent Proposal.In over 50 hilarious experiences, the authors exhibit how one can use the worst videos ever made to enhance your intercourse lifestyles (it includes cardboard cutouts and clog dancing), Apocalypse-proof your house (using the next fabrics: John Travolta, Kevin Costner, Sylvester Stallone and extra Kevin Costner), and win omnipotence and a cheerful Meal through fixing Satan's Junior Jumble. additionally, you will detect how one can forge a love that would final a life-time (by courting the moribund), use motion pictures like Batman and Robin and celebrity Wars: The Phantom risk as grief counseling, and overcome the realm utilizing universal fruit bats and dry cleansing fluid. And most crucial of all, you are going to research Hollywood's final mystery: Why seashores and Armageddon are literally the very same motion picture.
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